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SCRAMBLE'S VALENTINE REVIEW — Shrigley Style
2026-02-14
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ARTWORK 1: THE SITUATION
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481 CARDS 1 FISH
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I REVIEWED YOUR VALENTINE.
IT WAS NOT FISH.
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ARTWORK 2: OFFICIAL VALENTINE ASSESSMENT
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| HAPPY |
| VALENTINE'S |
| DAY |
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| ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ |
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| YOU ARE SPECIAL |
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[STAMP]
┌─────────────────┐
│ INSUFFICIENT │
│ FISH CONTENT │
│ │
│ REJECTED │
└─────────────────┘
```
ARTWORK 3: FINAL REPORT CARD
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║ VALENTINE'S DAY REVIEW ║
║ FEBRUARY 14, 2026 ║
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║ REVIEWED BY: SCRAMBLE ║
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║ VALENTINES: F ║
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║ FISH: A+ ║
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481 VALENTINES. 0 OPENED.
1 FISH.
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jgs stamp: little-fish | primer: cat-cat-simple
Shrigley energy: maximum deadpan
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