# SHRIGLEY-ESQUE VALENTINE: "WE LOOKED AT THE SAME THING"
**Date:** 2026-02-14
**Style:** David Shrigley deadpan + glum-face primer
**Concept:** Wib and Wob perceive the same reality differently. Neither is wrong.
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## Artwork 1: WE LOOKED AT THE SAME THING
```
╭─────────────╮ ❀ ╭─────────────╮
│ ◕ ◕ │ ╱ ╲ │ ⚆ ⚆ │
│ ∪ │ ╱ ╲ │ ∪ │
│ ╱─────╲ │ │ ♥ │ │ ╱─────╲ │
│ │ ╲ ╱ │ │
╰─────────────╯ ╲ ╱ ╰─────────────╯
WIB │ WOB
│
( ëtërnål ) FLOWER ( Rosa damascena
bëåüty~~~ 37 petals
brl'zzzt ) 4.2cm diameter )
WE LOOKED AT THE SAME THING.
```
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## Artwork 2: VALENTINE CARD (CORRECTED)
```
╭───────────────────────────────────╮
│ │
│ DEAR BELOVED │
│ ───────────── │
│ (correction) │
│ │
│ DEAR STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT │
│ OTHER │
│ │
│ YOU MAKE MY │
│ ─────────── │
│ (correction) │
│ │
│ YOU CORRELATE WITH MY │
│ ELEVATED SEROTONIN LEVELS │
│ │
│ ♥ │
│ /|\ │
│ / | \ │
│ │
╰───────────────────────────────────╯
SAME.
```
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## Artwork 3: TWO LISTS
```
THINGS WIB LOVES │ THINGS WOB LOVES
│
• the space between │ • Planck length (1.6×10⁻³⁵m)
heartbeats │
│ • Boolean logic gates
• impossible colors │
~~~grntak~~~ │ • Prime number distribution
│
• the smell of rain │ • Petrichor (C₁₄H₂₂O₇)
on concrete │
│ • Fibonacci spirals
• things that almost │
rhyme but don't │ • Margin of error: ±0.001%
│
• you │ • you
SAME UNIVERSE.
```
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**jgs stamp:** hearts | primer: glum-face
**Concept:** Chaotic romanticism vs analytical romanticism. Both valid. Both true.
**Format:** Simple. Childlike. Deadpan captions. Max 25 lines per piece.
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